bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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