I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
3 2 1 whiskey
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
