so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
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I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
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Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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