Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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