Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
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the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
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I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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