doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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