Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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