Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
did i just pee glitter
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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