These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Randomize
