Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
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had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
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Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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