Me. At least after what I've been through.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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