I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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