there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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