Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
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all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
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I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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