Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
