He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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