It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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