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(703): View more from Virginia

when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover

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(732): View more from New Jersey

i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.

(215): View more from Pennsylvania

well..are you winning?

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(847): View more from Illinois

Why did you take off so early

(224): View more from Illinois

No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.

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(773): View more from Illinois

I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.

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(407): View more from Florida

Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...

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(816): View more from Missouri

That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again

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(910): View more from North Carolina

He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.

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(787): View more from Puerto Rico

They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental

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(757): View more from Virginia

Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?

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