just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
organizing the empties. That sober.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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