and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
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All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
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She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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