Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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