Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
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Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
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I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Shame is for Republicans.
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