Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
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There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
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Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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