You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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