Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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