I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
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I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
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It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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