What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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