All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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