we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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