Only a mothe r could love this liver
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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