her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
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I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
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He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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