I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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