I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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