why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
nutella sex= disaster
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
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I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
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i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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