do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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