omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
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You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
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just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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