i just google imaged poop.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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