Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
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They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
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You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
my liver is dry heaving
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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