Small penises have feelings too.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Randomize
