Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
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Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
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Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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