Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
