i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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