weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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