hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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