I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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