walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
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No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
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Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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