it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
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i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
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2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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