Well apparently he's into motor boating.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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