I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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