I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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