What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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