Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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