She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Its guy fieris flavor town of sufferingâ„¢
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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