you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
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bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
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Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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